The Day of Blountonium
A temporary plaque was made last Wednesday in order to commemorate the discovery of the seemingly fictional element of Blountonium. The picture is just a little blurry, so I shall transcribe it: “Mr. Blount was right here at 12:54 PM on the 26th of May, 2010 during the Obama administration. The Day of Infamy. We shall all remember as he sat at his desk pondering the vast extensiveness of this universe. He discovered that Blountonium was no fictional element, but the element that caused the Big Bang. You see, Blt-∞ is a highly unstable element that undergoes nuclear fission at the sound of “that’s what she said!” so each time you say that sentence, a new universe is created and life will rise in a few billion years.”












